I blamed the cabin for my snoring

My wife has been telling me I snore for fifteen years. I have been denying it for fifteen years. On this cruise, in cabin 12088, the neighbor knocked on our wall at 2am. My wife answered the door and the man from next door said 'Is there a mechanical issue in your cabin? We can hear a very loud rhythmic noise through the wall.' My wife looked at me. She looked at the neighbor. She said 'Yes, it is a mechanical issue.' She closed the door. I was pretending to be asleep. I heard every word. The next day she told me the neighbor came by and I said 'Oh what did he want?' She said 'To tell us about a ventilation problem.' We both know the truth. I have since purchased those adhesive nose strips. They help. My wife has not mentioned the ventilation problem again.